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Staff 2018-01-15T20:25:47+00:00

Here at the bustling, palatial newsroom at Clevelandville, we work these people you see below like dogs! (Which makes them even MORE impressive — considering how hard we work the dogs.)

Sure, these up-and-comers might just be part of a scrappy, chocolate website today. But if we figure this out, we’re gonna buy that newspaper yet.   You’ll see.

MATT WEILAND
MATT WEILANDManaging Editor
“Boy, that Matt Weiland sure has a foul mouth.”
LUCY MARGIE
LUCY MARGIESOCIAL MEDIA MASTERMIND
Getting busy on the
@‘s and #’s!
WALTER NOVAK
WALTER NOVAKPhotographer
The greatest eye in Cleveland. The other one is also very good.
MARCUS Q. PODOLAK
MARCUS Q. PODOLAKArt Director
Grows a mustache at least once a year. Claims it’s for a “cause.”
JOE GABRIELE
JOE GABRIELESports & Leisure
Can catch anything smaller than a Ho-Ho™ in his mouth.

Junior Staff

JAKE JANIAK
JAKE JANIAKGopher
“Looks like another rough one
for Ziggy.”